Living throughout the 90s and going into the turn of the century was a big deal for many of us kids, on the onset it looks like just a number, a useless metric made up by us. In hindsight however, those four digits all turning at once into a brand new number ushering in the beginning of a millennium truly did mean something big. I remember the days and nights going by as we approached the new year, my tiny mind had great fear over it. What's gonna happen? Is the world gonna explode? Are the refrigerators gonna come alive and enslave us all? You laugh, but a mind that young is full of creativity, which comes with a side effect of believing a lot more than you should.

Obviously, none of that happened. It was just another New Years Day, but little did I know that it took a bit longer than that to truly feel like a generation was ending and another was coming into it's own. Rookie mistake of course, I was still learnin'.

There was this advanced futuristic console coming, the supposed sequel to what was....and still is my favorite system. The PlayStation 2. Bang. The Dreamcast didn't even see it coming, I am so sorry my friend, it seems you were simply the harbinger. What game could possibly lead the charge and rally the troops to Sony's cause? Well, I loved Tekken 2. I loved Tekken 3, and here we are. The Tag Tournament to end all Tag Tournaments. Tekken was big enough to not need a crossover, Tony Stark wants no part of Paul Phoenix, and to this day they say that Logan is scared shitless of King giving him a Muscle Buster. Tekken 3 was the big fighter on the block, but part of me always missed Kazuya and his purple suit. But here he is, staring at you on the cover. Like, "I'm back bitch."

The introduction cinematic even starts with that beautiful cityscape, with Kazuya simply getting up out of his chair to make his way to the elevator. He's the only one I know who can make something so simple look so damn awesome. When I get out of my office chair after typing this up, I'm gonna pretend I'm him. He'd have to be pretty awesome, considering the reason he's going to the roof of his building is to turn into the most awesome final boss of all time and blast his laser into the sky to show off his dominance. A perfect opening cutscene to prepare us for a new system, with high-fidelity futuristic graphics, 2-on-2 matches, and a gigantic roster featuring everyone that isn't Gon or Dr. B. Kazuya fired them, and I approve.

It's mindboggling, because Tag Tournament wasn't even a part of my opening lineup of Christmas games to go along with my console. Twisted Metal Black, Dynasty Warriors 3, and Metal Gear Solid 2. Killers row, but I'm not sure I'd ever associate them with the advent of 365000 sundowns. That's probably because Tag Tournament still existed prior to my system thanks to playing it in arcades way back. You know the drill, get chaingrabbed by a King player who's ten years older than you with no idea how to defend. The good stuff. Being a practice mode warrior at the dear age of 9 years old could only do so much. Alas.

So ends the ballad of big ol' cartridges and CD-ROM, and thus the bringer of the new age in the form of DVD and little Nintendiscs starts the last hurrah of my nostalgia. An age that I personally consider to be the last truly great era of gaming. Is it nostalgia, or is it true? Who cares? I'm gonna uppercut you into the moon, because I'm Kazuya Mishima and I'm bowling a 300 against True Ogre.

Reviewed on Jan 29, 2024


8 Comments


3 months ago

NO EYE
NO EAR
NO NOSE
NO MOUTH

3 months ago

Every Tekken intro should open with that piano riff

3 months ago

glad that I inadvertently got someone to review this.
It's cool to hear about this game from the perspective of someone who actually got to be there for such a huge technological leap, i feel jealous! The concept of the shift to y2k Is so mysterious and appealing to me. great write-up as always!

3 months ago

@C_F my mantra....no shape no shape....It'll help me get through another work week.

@DustyVita Pianos make everything better, this is a fact of live.

@Reddish There's three things I kinda of attribute to technology shifting around this time and it's the new consoles, everyone starting to get flip phones, and experiencing non-dial up internet. I remember it took at least ten minutes to download one 3 MB mp3 file, so you'd imagine how big it was when I could get an entire soundtrack in a third of that speed, lol.

3 months ago

Bald Bryan Fury... so powerful...Tekken Taggers rise up

3 months ago

@conman You ever think about how much more powerful Heihachi would be if he let himself go fully bald? Maybe he'd learn a bunch of Jinpachi moves.

3 months ago

His Fundoshi getup from Tekken 4 is about the closest we’ll ever get to peak Heihachi

2 months ago

Tekken 3 and Tag Tournament were also probably some of the first games to look better on home consoles than on arcade hardware. It must have been so mindblowing. The writing was on the wall for arcades ever since.