Buy this on a handheld cause it’s a perfect game for the shitter

Thank you for making the 'egghundered egg collection quest' mandatory for the true ending, very cool

This is wholesome but not 20$ worth of wholesome

On a technicality that a 4 piece jigsaw puzzle is still a puzzle I guess this can be classified as a puzzle game. The way the story portrays joy and pain is also quite bland
You won't lose anything by just watching a no commentary playthrough.

NEEDS more shelf space, my hungry ass spent more time organizing my plants than playing the game

Fuck backtracking kiss my ass

Random spooky game locations stitched together by fadeout screens

Trying to consume tasty lore before the alien consume me challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

This isn't even a walking simulator, this is a spacebar pressing simulator to move the dialogue along as your character is locked in 6 hours worth of in-game cutscenes.

Yeah I actually backseated this game instead of playing it myself.
Madge?

can't date men :chudover:

Wow so many characters with unique abilities, but what if I make a #fuckcartman squad instead

I do love stoic protagonists in RPGs

I'm my biggest cheerleader