I would like to shine a spotlight on the villain of this game, a Nintendo villain that has escaped the public eye for far too long, Jinbei the Farmer. Moles are devouring the cabbages in his garden so what does this bastard do? He kidnaps the wife and children of the lead mole, has various random monsters like a kangaroo and a sentient snowman hold them hostage, and then constructs a giant amusement park filled with spike pits and dinosaurs, all while writing a bunch of signposts that taunt the mole.
Buddy. Just go to the local Home Depot and buy yourself some Gopher Gassers. Save yourself the trouble.

Those little burrowing hedgehogs can all go straight to hell, by the way.