Every gamer (except my buddy HUFF) has played Minecraft. Minecraft's on pretty much every console, so these gamers have experienced Minecraft on different platforms. I was a Wii U gamer back in the day, so this was the Minecraft version I experienced. I have fond memories of having to use Miiverse (which no longer exists) for matchmaking to play free online (which probably won't exist in a few years). At the end of the day, it's Minecraft, and the Minecraft I played the most, but you should probably get it on literally anything else instead of the Wii U eshop (which won't exist next year)

I don't know how I review what's basically a game engine, so I'll just list off a few of my favorite games on the platform

-Prison Life
-Natural Disaster Survival
-The Prison Life clone that was always #1 on front page when I played, didn't have the same charm but there were more features in it
-Frappe (Frappe doesn't like me very much)
-FREEROBUXGENERATOR which was on the front page for like a day, I miss that game. the real humans playing the game with me were very nice

I'm unaware of what Roblox is up to these days but I had fond memories of playing it a few years ago

This is my favorite of the "Indie horror game that becomes absurdly popular with 12 and unders" genre because while most others at least try to be scary, this one's such a blatant shitpost you can't really take it seriously. One of the enemy characters is literally a random broom from the devs closet because they realized "oh shit, i didn't design the janitor enemy and the game jam ends tomorrow let me just take a picture of this" and now i look up the broom in google images and people are drawing tons of "human versions" of the character that make him look like a himbo and it's very bizarre.

Mario’s first adventure on the Switch is a masterpiece. Every world is packed with things to do. Some worlds are obviously better than others but even the worse kingdoms are visually stunning. The bosses, soundtrack, and gameplay have also brought their A game. Mario controls the best he ever has and Cappy adds so much to the movement. The game gets VERY creative with enemies Cappy can capture and possess, from Mario staples like the Goomba to outright bizarre things like a photorealistic T-Rex. This game is filled with creativity and soul the entire way through, and is for sure one of the best games the whole Mario franchise has given us.

I wrote this review at an actual wedding reception because I thought it would be funny.

Top 5 things you can do in this game while playing as Wario

#5. Smash mighty black bricks that block your way with Wario's super strength

#4. Experience Wario's awful movement, courtesy of being the token heavyweight character.

#3. Attempt to unlock Waluigi because it's 2005 and everything on the internet is credible in this era.

#2. Play as Wario in a mainline Mario game, which we will probably never be able to do again in this day and age.

#1. Run into the Luigi door to play as Luigi.

Game is really complex and I barely know what I'm doing, but I still have a lot of fun with it. I appreciate the funny character customization and this game has one of my favorite rosters in fighting games. Some of my favorites are the guy from Smash Brothers, guest character Geese Howard, who's already one of my favorite fighting game characters, and Alisa the robot girl why did no one tell me there was a robot girl in this game? Was I supposed to figure it out myself? I would've played this way sooner.