List of quotes in Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko

Taking damage:
"Black goes with anything."
"Why do I get the feeling you're measuring me?"
"I'm not dead! Yet."
"It's a dirty job but someone has to do it."
"Come with me to the deep fryer."
"Careful! Careful!"
"Who's the dead party?"
"Kinda creepy..."

Eating fly:
"Mmmm... TVs instead of potatoes!"
"♪Another bug in my gut....♪"
'"Bam!" (Reference to Emril)
"Good, good, good!"
'"I'm a sucker for bugs".
"I'm getting my fill of TV."
"Mmmm, buttery..."
"Can I have this super-sized?"

Tail attacking:
"How do you like me NOW?!?!"
"Forget about it!"
"Hit me! Go on! Hit me!"
"Hmm! Hmm! Time to go postal!"
"My tail says hello."
"My tail doesn't like you!"
"Gotta love the tail."
"Show me the money, baby."
"Swinging, baby!"

Entering/Exiting a level:
"Lock and load little lizard!"
"It's tail time!"
"Let's get it on!"
"Beam me up Scotty."

Holiday Broadcasting:
"I'm freezing my tail off here!" (Start of level)
"I'm going out now, chaps. I may be gone for some time." (Start of level)
"Just call me Gex of the Antarctic". (Start of level)
"Cold blood, cold weather. Bad combination." (Start of level)
"And here in this hostile climate lives the Remarkable Snow-Gecko."
"I'm gonna find Prancer and Blitzen and ask them why reindeer have such dumb names."
"Christmas already? Where's the shopping list?"
"Somebody throw me a blanket."'
"It's always winter here and never Hanukah."
"It's pretty, alright. Pretty cold."
"OK, but I still have my doubts about the Tooth Fairy." (encountering Evil Santa)
"I'll show you who's naughty and who's nice!" (encountering Evil Santa)
"If you're Santa Claus, then I'm a 6-foot talking lizard. Wait a minute." (encountering Evil Santa)
"I want a puppy and a yo-yo and a submarine and... am I going too fast?" (encountering Evil Santa)
"Go pick on someone your own size!" (encountering Evil Elf enemies)
"Hey, go back to making toys!" (encountering Evil Elf enemies)
"Don't make me mad, I used to throw snowballs for my country." (encountering Evil Elf enemies)
"If there's rocks in those, I'm telling teacher on you!" (encountering Evil Elf enemies)"
"Watch out, the Russian judge marks real low!" (encountering Skating Elf enemies)"
"Hello you small, pointy-eared Vulcan reject." (encountering Skating Elf enemies)
"Aren't you in that new show, 'Evil Elves on Ice'?" (encountering Skating Elf enemies)
"Yes, but can you do a triple-toe Salchow followed by a backward Lutz?" (encountering Skating Elf enemies)
"Enough with the extreme sports!" (encountering Snowboarding Elf enemies)
"Leave it out, I'm a learner!" (encountering Snowboarding Elf enemies)'
"Elfboarding? That's on Sky Sports, isn't it?" (encountering Snowboarding Elf enemies)
"You just look silly going downhill on a tea tray." (encountering Snowboarding Elf enemies)'
"How festive! Every city should have outdoor dancing sweets." (commenting on dancing candy canes)
"And 1, and a-2! Now you've got it ladies!" (commenting on dancing candy canes)
"Either those canes are dancing, or I took too much Day Nurse." (commenting on dancing candy canes)
"I wanna lick it, but I know my tongue will get stuck!" (commenting on dancing candy canes)
"Does this outfit look dope? Or just Dopey?" (commenting on outfit)
"How do the kids wear these hats in the summer?" (commenting on outfit)
"I just can't convince myself that bobble hat's red." (commenting on outfit)
"Nice anorak. Let's go down the station and collect some train numbers." (commenting on outfit)
"Alright! I have a need for speed and a tail for balance." (on snowboard)
"Look at me, I'm extreme!" (on snowboard)
"I'm extreme-ly cold!" (on snowboard)
"Good thing I found this used ski." (on snowboard)
"Where's the handbrake on this thing?" (on snowboard)

Mystery TV:
"The gecko did it! He had motive, opportunity and sneaky little eyes!" (Start of level)
"With my trusty magnifying glass, I can see... that I really need a pedicure." (Start of level)'
"I see it once, the culprit's a left-handed accountant. Easy if you're a genius." (Start of level)'
"If I had a cat, I could swing it here."'
"I hate these pokey, little terraced houses."'
"This is a person with a taste for stuffed animals, many bathrooms and a huge heating bill."'
"Nice pad. Wonder if Elton's home?"
"Is anyone home? Can you tell me what 'Rosebud' means?"
"This is one ritzy joint... for a video game."
"It's almost like someone wants to confuse me!" (in hedge maze area)
"Let's see, is it 'left, left right' or 'right, left right'?" (in hedge maze area)
"Daddy's home!" (in hedge maze area)
"Is this historic Hampton court?" (in hedge maze area)
"Strange, everything's getting much bigger suddenly..." (in hedge maze area)
"Ugly little brutes! Actually, not that little..."
"Fleas? Why'd it have to be fleas?"
"If those are the fleas, I'd hate to see the dog."
"Time for a little pest control."
"No wonder I've been scratching; this head's infested!"
"Hey, stupid fleas! Sucking blood from that stuffed bear head!"
"I used to walk that way, but the chafing's much better now." (encountering Hunter enemy)
"You take that gun outside right now, young man!" (encountering Hunter enemy)
"Watson, is that you?" (encountering Hunter enemy)
"Hello, Major. Ten-hut, what? Hanging's too good for him." (encountering Hunter enemy)
"So, what do you think? Ban fox hunting?" (encountering Hunter enemy)
"I look like Holmes, but I feel like Columbo." (commenting on outfit)
"And the shoe guard's looking a bit pricey at 42 arms!" (commenting on outfit)
"I like capes, but they're hell in revolving doors." (commenting on outfit)
"Ah, yes. the mystery of the two-brimmed hat." (commenting on outfit)
"I'm suddenly very thirsty... for blood." (as DracuGex)
"The flying part is cool. The undead part sucks." (as DracuGex)
"I'll have some black pudding and a pint of O-positive." (as DracuGex)
"I just can't convince myself that bobble hat's red." (commenting on outfit)

Lizard of Oz:
"Excuse me but your brain is showing!"
"Prepare to be brained!"
"Someone needs a band-aid!"
"You don't scare me."

Marsupial Madness:
"And now my impression of a falafel."
"Call me joey!"
"Going Down Under baby...yeah!"
"Hey! This amphibian is going marsupial!"
"Isn't this where Yahoo Serious is from?"
"Mad Gex, Beyond videodrome"
"Slip another shrimp on the barbee!"
"Someone just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich!"
"Tie me kangaroo down sport!"
"Where I grew up, Outback meant out back."

War and Pieces:
"Get ready for carnage!"
"I've always wanted to do this."
"I get paid for this?"
"Boy, am I gonna make a mess!"

Mythology Network:
"All these missions are really cutting into my 'me time'." (Start of level)
"What's on at the coliseum tonight?" (Start of level)
"It's a water moccasin, or maybe a desert boot." (encountering Snake enemy)
"I'm a-fixin' to kick your asp!" (encountering Snake enemy)
"I am the viper and I've come to vipe your vindows!" (encountering Snake enemy)
"I ate snake once, tasted like chicken!" (encountering Snake enemy)
"Welcome to the Sultan of Brunai's bathroom!"
"I did a package holiday to Lesbos once, great pindolas!"
"Okay, seen the ruins. Now where's the beach?"
"Most of this is in the British Museum!"
"It's Spartan, but Nice."
"This place is totally 80's."
"Lucky I'm wearing shinpads!" (encountering Helmet Dwarf enemy)
"Sorry, this ride has a height restriction." (encountering Helmet Dwarf enemy)
"You shouldn't skip breakfast." (encountering Helmet Dwarf enemy)
"Ronnie Corbett in a mask!" (encountering Helmet Dwarf enemy)
"I'm taking this outfit home for later." (commenting on outfit)
"Let the orgy begin." (commenting on outfit)
"Feels nice not wearing underpants for a change." (commenting on outfit)
"Surprisingly, it gives you a lot of support!" (commenting on outfit)
"I think this is a maternity toga." (commenting on outfit)
"If Xtra could see me now..." (as Hercules)
"Check out my six-pack, ladies!" (as Hercules)
"Where's that Prince Naseem, then?" (as Hercules)
"I'm well hard." (as Hercules)

Fairy Tales TV:
"I'm climbing, but I'm not gonna like it..." (Start of level)
"The man from Heinz says... (farts)" (Start of level)
"Fee, Fi... Fo-get it." (Start of level)
"I need a juicy Englishman for cover." (Start of level)
"This is where they test genetically-modified crops."
"It's so green and pleasant, it's making me nervous."

Anime Channel:
"The missions just keep getting weirder!" (Start of level)
"I transform into a lettuce spinner!" (Start of level)
"Mega Gex is ready for action!" (Start of level)
"At last, a chance for some cartoon angst!" (Start of level)
"Very minimalist. I like it!"
"Ooh, it's also shiny and clean!"
"I feel a disturbance in the Force... Or is it my underpants?"
"Number one, you have the conn."
"This place reeks of Feng Shui."
"Metal flooring - so easy to keep clean!"
"Always wondered what it was like behind the scenes at Alton Towers."
"Schoolgirls? Why'd it have to be schoolgirls?!" (encountering Schoolgirl enemies)
"Do you think I could walk into class?" (encountering Schoolgirl enemies)
"Hey baby, what's shakin'?" (encountering Schoolgirl enemies)
"Step aside, miss, I don't wanna hurt ya." (encountering Schoolgirl enemies)
"I feel a little overdressed." (commenting on outfit)
"Shoulder pads, how 80's!" (commenting on outfit)
"I'm a futuristic motorbike courier!" (commenting on outfit)
"These titanium underpants really pinch." (commenting on outfit)

Gangster TV:
"I'm making them an offer they can't refuse." (Start of level)
"Are you laughin'? Are you laughin' at me?!" (Start of level)
"Uh oh! And it's February the 14th." (Start of level)
"Control the waterfront and you control the rest of Hull." (Start of level)
"You leave my boys alone, you see?" (Start of level)
"To think this used to be just fields and a giant beanstalk..."
"It's Euro-dingy!"
"They need better street lighting around here!"
"Get me to a speakeasy."
"Seedy indeedy!"
"I'm doing a reconstruction for Crimewatch!"
"Shoulder pads are so out!" (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)
"Hey! It says: 'Fragile, Handle With Care'!" (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)
"When it absolutely, positively has to be there on time." (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)
"Boy, you just blow up at the slightest thing." (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)
"The name's Spade, Sam Spade!"

Superhero Show:
"Cold blood, cold weather. Bad combination." (Start of level)
"There's just one thing I fear: Gecko-nite!" (Start of level)
"I am your friendly-neighbourhood super gecko!" (Start of level)
"I feel like I'm in West Side Story."
"It's a mean, heartless, lonely place, but they do great coffee!"
"Top of the world, ma!"
"Runcorn's changed since I was last here..."
"This city is a jungle, but a square one with no plants!"
"I'll bet you have Hulk Hogan worried." (encountering Evil Brother)
"Got into mummy's make-up again, eh?" (encountering Evil Brother)
"Admit it, your bouts are all staged!" (encountering Evil Brother)
"Did your mum take fertility drugs?" (encountering Evil Brother)
"Never made it through the Gladiator auditions, eh?" (encountering Evil Brother)
"As long as this isn't Kentucky, I'll be okay." (commenting on Poultry Person costume)
"Wasn't the Superman costume available?" (commenting on Poultry Person costume)
"I'm finger-lickin' good!" (commenting on Poultry Person costume)
"I could star in ads for Bucket Chicken!" (commenting on Poultry Person costume)
"Who are you callin' chicken?" (commenting on Poultry Person costume)

Rock Hard:
"Nobody messes with the gecko!"
"Good! Lots of room - to run away!"
"Is it two falls and a submission or the other way around?"
"No hitting below the hair!"
"I'm too pretty to get hit!"
"This is where the magic happens!"
'"This one is for the fans!"'
'"I'm king of the ring!"'
'"Memo to self: Don't lick any flagpoles!"'

Space Station Rez
"I love a good Kubrick movie!"
"What a load of space junk!"
"Oh no, I'm not going anywhere near Mia!"
"So much for satellite TV."
"Houston, we have a problem!"
"This is gonna cost NASA a fortune!"
'"One small step for Gecko!"'

Tut TV:
"Amazing what you can do with a thousand slaves and a GCSE in geometry." (Start of level)
"I want something in stone. Really monumental." (Start of level)
"I'm gonna find the guys that made Stargate and demand a refund!" (Start of level)
"What did I do with my Rosetta stone phrase book?" (Start of level)
"Pass the factor 36, I hate it when my tail peels!"
"Camels, palm trees, permits and clapping just gets better and better!"
"Hello Las Vegas!"
"What a bunch of funny-looking pointed buildings."
"I'm gonna get my towel down before the Germans get here."
"Half man, half dog. 100% sexy." (encountering Anubis enemy)
"Are you your own best friend?" (encountering Anubis enemy)
"Hope you're housebroken..." (encountering Anubis enemy)
"They say owners start to look like their dogs, but really..." (encountering Anubis enemy)
"Scarabs? Why'd it have to be scarabs?!" (encountering Scarab enemy)
"Is that John, Paul, George or Ringo?" (encountering Scarab enemy)
"I thought scarabs were supposed to be good luck." (encountering Scarab enemy)
"Doctor Who must've left this behind." (near telephone booth)
"Darn, left my phonecard in my other headdress." (near telephone booth)
"Hey, there's a card in here. 'For a good time, call Isis'." (near telephone booth)
"It's for yoo-hoo!" (near telephone booth)
"All aboard, please. All aboard!"
"I always say, the headdress makes the man." (commenting on outfit)
"I know this stuff. I was a New Romantic."
"After 7 lean years, you'll have a Christmas No. 1."

Army Channel:
"War is Hell, but ever so butch!" (Start of level)
"I have not yet begun to fight!" (Start of level)
"Where's Mr. Doc when you need him?"
"Hup-2-3-4!"
"Can we just all get along?"
"John Wayne, eat your heart out!"
"I think I preferred peeling potatoes."
"Is there any chance of me getting a desk assignment?"
"Deserters will be given a stern talking-to!"
"I love the smell of bug spray in the morning. It smells like... Victory!" (used in secret Army video)
"All dressed up and ready for war!" (commenting on outfit)
"Who needs the SAS when I'm in town?" (commenting on outfit)
"These boots are killing me!" (commenting on outfit)
"This helmet's gonna muss my hair!" (commenting on outfit)
"The backpack's to keep my sandwiches in." (commenting on outfit)

Western Channel:
"Saddle up, hombre!" (Start of level)
"Yeehaw, little dogies!" (Start of level)
"Xtra, I'm a-fixin' to rescue you!" (Start of level)
"We ride out at dawn." (Start of level)
"Rollin' rollin' rollin! Rawhide!" (on donkey)
"Lucky I didn't get a stubborn one." (on donkey)
"Where's the handbrake?!" (on donkey)
"I could use a siesta." (commenting on outfit)
"Now that is what I call a hat!" (commenting on outfit)
"I am not convinced this poncho is me." (commenting on outfit)
"From above, I look like a fried egg." (commenting on outfit)
"This is one of them no-horse towns!"
"I'm the law in these parts!"
"Barkeep, I'll have a sarsaparilla!"
"I'm a-fixin' to kill you!"
"There's gold in them there hills!"
"There ain't enough room for the both of us in this here town."
"It's quiet, too quiet."
"This town ain't big enough for the both of us." (used in secret Western video)

The Buccaneer Program:
"♪Hi diddly-dee, a pirate's life for me!♪" (Start of level)'
"Arr, lass, I'll be saving ye in a minute!" (Start of level)
"It worked for Douglas Fairbanks." (Start of level)
"I get seasick easy!" (Start of level)
"Standby to repel boarders!" (Start of level)
"Anyone know a good sea shanty?"
"I've never been 'round the Cutty Sark before!"
"Where's the shuffle board at?"'
"I've seen him! The Great White Whale!"'
"These decks need a swab!"
"Crank up the Gilbert and Sullivan, dude!"

WWGex:
"Feel the gecko madness baby, OH YEAH!"
"Gex 316 says I just kicked your tail!"
"I am king of the ring baby!"
"Nobody messes with my 2 inch python tail!"
"Stone Cold Gex Austin, baby!"
"Time to break out the people's tail!"
"Whatcha gonna do when Gexymania runs wild on you?!"
"When you're GWO, you're GWO for life!"

Sound off in the comments with your favorite quote, Gex Heads. i'm gonna go do peyote with dana gould in the chihuahuan desert