I would score this somewhere between a 1.5-2.5 out of respect for the incredible drop in quality from the prequels to... here. However, I'd really heavily suggest playing this even though it's not nearly as good. There's a chance one of your friends will, someday, want to play it - and if they let you follow along to watch their reactions, it's a cathartic shit-flinging festival by the end. God is it fun.

They may keep asking you why you're grinning and chuckling. Do not answer them.

Has science gone too far?