This game is an ageless masterpiece, 100 times better than the virgin minecraft. Only scientists know how amazing this game is. If you don't like this game, then i don't understand you.

This game has aged poorly, and my grandpa has aged better than this. If you like this game, then you are probably sitting in a big red chair, balding, while reading wikipedia articles for fun.

This game sucks. Whoever reads this is an idiot, Including me.