There's a great sense of cheapness about the whole thing that seems to come from a lack of internal cohesion: there's something heterogeneous about the animations, the different art assets, the awkwardly translated item descriptions and the Crunchyroll dub voice-acting. Everything feels cobbled together, and this feeling's heightened by the way it appropriates so many aspects of Bloodborne without much consideration for the overall effect that game achieves with them.

There's something sympathetic about any piece of media whose goal is to be just as good as another, driven by a kind of scrappy acquisitiveness that insists it needs neither talent nor originality to succeed. However they de-Italianized Pinocchio which is unforgivable.

Reviewed on Sep 20, 2023


2 Comments


7 months ago

Whenever I've seen footage from this game it's always looked a little off and I could never quite put my finger on why, but I think you've hit it. It isn't any one particular element, which are often impressive in isolation, but rather the elements don't mix.

5 months ago

Impressively ignorant review! I look forward to your next deep-dive into what a monkey or dog might say if they had to play a video game

5 months ago

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