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(8-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

This was a lot better than I expected. I chose the duck Pokemon and I named him "Water Bottle", and he is now a Quaxwell. And my favorite part was when I couldn't catch a Bonsly, I was too high-leveled and it took me like five tries. All the Bonslys were like level 5 or 7, and my guys were all like level 20 and I kept on fainting the Bonslys!

And I'm doing a challenge, where I cannot make TMs and I have to catch one of every Pokemon and give it a hilarious nickname. I caught a Tauros and named it Tourist, cuz like when tourists come to places, they make a big mess, like there are some buildings that have gotten tourist-trampled and that's why I named it Tourist, cuz it's a bull and bulls, like, stomp on a bunch of things. The other one might have to be TufferThanYu, my Igglybuff, and I called my Lechonk "HeOinksAlone" but in my opinion the most funniest one is "Eeeewwww". That's what I named the Oinkologne. It didn't evolve, I caught another one. But- And the most funniest part was where I traded a level 6 Scatterbug for a level 54 Frosmoth!

One of the greatest JRPGs of all time precisely because it dared to defy almost every JRPG convention. If you dislike this game, it's because your soul is tainted by capitalism.