Important Disclaimer to My Score (IDTMS) #1: The first thing I did after seeing the intro of this game was go to Options —> Audio —> Voiceover Volume and pull that slider to zero so hard I broke an analog stick

IDTMS #2: I studiously avoided every optional side activity and event in the hub

Now that we have that out of the way: this game was great! I thought…[the remainder of this review has been cut due to its plagiarizing the praise for level design and music you’ve seen 100 times already]