The number of times this game hands control of a character over to you, just to make you walk them forward 20 feet so the next cutscene can happen, but also you’re forced to walk (or even crawl!) slower than anyone’s ever walked (or crawled!) in the history of the universe so that it takes an entire minute of my life to traverse those 20 feet, and also there’s absolutely nothing else of interest happening around you during that minute, there’s just some person or thing on the other side waiting for you to finish approaching...yeah that’s some groundbreakingly stupid game design right there

But man the stuff that’s good is so good