why did it take this damn site so long to acknowledge this game's existence ????

anyways this is the best boss theme ever, so u should play my daughter's silly game - tho u won't be able to understand any of the cutscenes or dialogue, but i imagine that shit's prolly funny as fuck to the japanese

why do vanillaware titles always cause so much melties LMAOOOOOOO, notice how none of the review bombers have actually talked about the gameplay.

anyways, this shit is really good (so far - only 11hrs in), so if you're on the fence about picking up a cool srpg - i'd strongly say go for this.

also i carnally need berengaria so bad

https://imgur.com/YqULlub

if this wasn't your sole takeaway after playing unicorn overlord, YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME.

the great filter of 2024, almost every single (overtly) negative review on steam can be summed up as a simple issue of skill.

all this has told me is that umihara kawase (and other platformers that dont immediately hand you a million bing bing wahoo jumps without having worked for it) will prolly never see the light of day again.

edit: ...i will say though, that yeah, there is a mild amount of jank in here. nothing to really spoil the experience, but it's there.
editedit: okay, with all the complaints about bugs that i'm seeing, yeah i think i just got lucky with my playthrough.

one piece if it was actually good

traced artwork (https://imgur.com/a/oWAcIXg), embarassingly childish responses to genuine criticism (https://steamcommunity.com/app/691790/discussions/0/3812911758581127372/), with extremely shallow gameplay and an uninspired cast - only shit like this can make me spout /v/-tier essays of sheer disdain. im honestly struggling to think of any positives i can say about this game aside from an okay couple of music tracks.

to anybody that backed this on kickstarter and had to wait six entire years of little to no updates at all for THIS - im so sorry.

some of yall have gone so far deep into anti-gamefreak rhetoric (which yeah, is wholly valid) that you've shifted the pendulum in order to defend this slop. is palworld really the hill you want to die on?

literally just play spectrobes instead

at least its shitmons look exponentially better than whatever tf temtem was doing (by virtue of just putting gamefreak designs through stable diffusion)

metroidcels and hollowknight-babies can't compete with true kino

thank you esteemed youtube channel @Transparency for introducing me to capcomkino

anyone who engages with boykisser media should lose their human rights tbh

thank you tatsuya izumi for kickstarting an entire decade's worth of witch suffering with this game

(TWATHK isn't particularly good, but you can't actually convince me that most game journos actually finished it - or even played it past that mice scene - before reviewing it. truly, master lia's game was doomed before it even released.)

incredibly sovlful artstyle, it ended up growing on me after repeatedly watching vanilla alice get obliterated in my countless attempts to clear TLB

(my GOAT shigatake also drew vanilla alice, which means you should play her game.)