does it take 20 hours for the story to actually get going? yes

but does it somehow take the most completely batshit mystery setup imaginable and somehow turn it into an entirely coherent story by the end? also yes

the waypoint stream where they lose their shit over the weird foot dialogue (https://youtu.be/r1x0Ujf3K-U?t=19m49s) is very funny but this game is also unironically good

haha get it because the princess is trans

what is there to say, this is the perfect driving game

i'll have to get back to you about the parking