what is there to say, this is the perfect driving game

i'll have to get back to you about the parking

haha get it because the princess is trans

the waypoint stream where they lose their shit over the weird foot dialogue (https://youtu.be/r1x0Ujf3K-U?t=19m49s) is very funny but this game is also unironically good

does it take 20 hours for the story to actually get going? yes

but does it somehow take the most completely batshit mystery setup imaginable and somehow turn it into an entirely coherent story by the end? also yes

it has the best character creator so it's the best mmo

honeslty why doesn't every racing game have corny fmv cutscenes

what if fall guys was good

a good need for speed game necessarily includes badly acted live action cutscenes. this game does not, in spite of the live action trailer for the switch version. a disappointment

an extremely cursed (good) character creator. apparently there's also some sort of anime attached?

it's fun to play this on a pc built before crypto ruined everything; everything's less spooky and a whole lot sillier when the jumpscares are coming in at 11 frames per second

i was like 10 hours in and basically nothing had happened? and i hadn’t seduced anyone? then it crashed so i decided to cut my losses

this is a bonkers, excellent character creator, and the fighting minigame that's included is pretty good too

excited to report the combat in the remaster is no less unbearably bad

unironically the best english-language implementation of online riichi mahjong

being a ron weasley fan these days is painful enough without having to do a bunch of tedious platforming