41 Reviews liked by bonksplit


ain't never played this, i just hate gatchas & the fandom

I have genuinely played this game, this is not a joke at all, I think I made it to like AR45 a year ago. This game fucking sucks so much ass. Boring ass grind with damage sponge enemies. Flashy combat with no depth. Snooze fest story. You can't deny this game tries to mimic BOTW and it does not do a single thing better. Play a better game, NOW!

bitches will be like "I only play it cause it's free" and then waste $300 trying to get a 5 star twink from the gacha

My firewall blocked this game

at time of writing, Minecraft has sold around 200 million copies. for reference, The Beatles, across all of their albums, have only sold 183 million.

Minecraft is bigger than Jesus.

Never played it but the porn is pretty good.

Just counting the days when I suddenly crave Minecraft and I play it non-stop for 2 weeks, only to drop it for half a year. This cycle will follow me til I die.

A creeper blew up my home fuck this game lol, Im gonna to taco bell need some tacos

Cool game but when i downloaded genshin on my pc, my mom texted me "me and your dad are going through tough times recently" and then that same night she told me to choose a side her or my dad i chose her and i offically became fatherless.