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Fraud gamer.
"Favorite Games" are the 5s I have played 2023
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GOTY '23

Participated in the 2023 Game of the Year Event

Pinged

Mentioned by another user

Gone Gold

Received 5+ likes on a review while featured on the front page

Early Access

Submitted feedback for a beta feature

GOTY '22

Participated in the 2022 Game of the Year Event

Trend Setter

Gained 50+ followers

Adored

Gained 300+ total review likes

2 Years of Service

Being part of the Backloggd community for 2 years

Busy Day

Journaled 5+ games in a single day

Roadtrip

Voted for at least 3 features on the roadmap

Listed

Created 10+ public lists

Organized

Created a list folder with 5+ lists

Best Friends

Become mutual friends with at least 3 others

Donor

Liked 50+ reviews / lists

Shreked

Found the secret ogre page

GOTY '21

Participated in the 2021 Game of the Year Event

Elite Gamer

Played 500+ games

Popular

Gained 15+ followers

Loved

Gained 100+ total review likes

Well Written

Gained 10+ likes on a single review

On Schedule

Journaled games once a day for a week straight

Noticed

Gained 3+ followers

Liked

Gained 10+ total review likes

Gamer

Played 250+ games

N00b

Played 100+ games

Favorite Games

We Love Katamari Reroll + Royal Reverie
We Love Katamari Reroll + Royal Reverie
Journey
Journey
Pyre
Pyre
The Super 1-1 Challenge
The Super 1-1 Challenge
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

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Total Games Played

109

Played in 2023

159

Games Backloggd


Recently Played See More

Kid A Mnesia Exhibition
Kid A Mnesia Exhibition

Dec 03

Samba de Amigo: Party Central
Samba de Amigo: Party Central

Dec 02

Fortnite: Chapter 4 - Season OG
Fortnite: Chapter 4 - Season OG

Dec 02

Planet of Lana
Planet of Lana

Nov 28

Cocoon
Cocoon

Nov 23

Recently Reviewed See More

Convinced it’s a psyops by some developers to suck off your energy and brain cells. First it pulls you in with its polished presentation and promise of captivating shmup gameplay. Then as you take control, you are suddenly burdened by its piss ass controls, insultingly easy difficulty and inoffensive, bland, stale environments and setting. As varied in taste as a raw block of tofu, the game jinglies its keys in front of you with its bobbing and pop-ins of wonderfully polished vfx and pixel animations, but that alone cant help the fact that this game just feels so weirdly sterile - as it it was concocted in a lab with multiple focus groups to create a generalization of a genre onto mobile devices, sprinkled with enough currencies, scrires and menus to husk ur soul away.

Der "etwas andere" Space-Shooter
Schwarzer Humor pur!
-The german tagline of the game.
One shy evening while I was being grilled alive at 35°C in my room, fellow gamers (non-derogatory) @'d me on discord to go and play "Killer Baby" under the pretense of "I know German so this should be fun".
Intrigued as I was, I couldn't find a game DL of it for the life of me. Aside from this very humble game cover, there was no info to be found about it on the vast interwebz.
I did however find out that Amazon was selling it a discount of 100% off, FOR A WHOPPING 0.01 CENTS
After 8.01€ spent (8 Euros on shipping, capitalism smh) and also getting an external cd playa for my puter, it arrived
Now I could finally answer this burning question that was lingering inside me:
Is this an actual game, or is this just malware?
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It's fucking boring, that's what it is.
Here some gameplay I recorded to see for yourself. For archiving purposes, I put the zip of the CD-ROM and the game (and the games front and back of the packaging) on Archive.org so that you too can play mid.

Oh you play Battlebit? How about you get some BattleBitches for once.