Bio
I am a professional game reviewer! I work for nineteen different outlets! I get paid a whopping $9 per 1000 word article! my opinions are objective fact! I hate Yuri lowenthal! please refer to emotion sheet: j248-B when reading any and all reviews or else your interpretations will be voided!
all opinions are my own // she/her // proud mother of 9 darlings that are my life // ravenclaw // 39 // I'm with her // Christian gal who knows how to party ☀️☀️😜😜🥰
I'M BEGGING YOU to PLEASE don't take any OF the SHIT I say seriously. i AM most likely exaggerating AND/OR lying. no jokes though. video games are NOT funny.
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Adored

Gained 300+ total review likes

Popular

Gained 15+ followers

Gone Gold

Received 5+ likes on a review while featured on the front page

Loved

Gained 100+ total review likes

Gamer

Played 250+ games

Noticed

Gained 3+ followers

Well Written

Gained 10+ likes on a single review

GOTY '21

Participated in the 2021 Game of the Year Event

Liked

Gained 10+ total review likes

N00b

Played 100+ games

Favorite Games

Destiny 2
Destiny 2
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VA-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
Outer Wilds
Outer Wilds
Prey
Prey
Minecraft
Minecraft

327

Total Games Played

009

Played in 2022

025

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