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entertaining plot with a complete map, npc, and dude model change. postal 2 but if it were set in a dingy russian town. i really enjoyed this, and i felt like it had the same replayability as base p2. like p3, this has possibly one of the best soundtracks ive listened to. some errands are bugged, like the hooker errand, im unsure how i 'fixed' it but i didnt have any other problems while playing. the voice lines are laughably bad but i think that is what gives it its charm. there are a few new weapons but they're really weak, and also instead of the health pipe, you get vodka!

ignoring all the crashes, the corny, unfun, slog errands, the weird third person gameplay, the weapons... yeah.. i like this and i felt like it could've been executed better if it were made by a more competent company, but at the same time, akella made corkscrew rules which i LIKE. so ill forgive them for this. 3 stars for the amazing soundtrack, 1 for the beautiful concept art, and 1 for the existence of postal 3 dude. i love him so much

im gonna be generous with this since one of my fav artists did work on it, and they did literally make it within a month so.
gameplay is a top-down shooter, like the OG postal, however its all 3d assets and the NPCs chase you down, instead of you chasing them. you can also play as female postal dude, named postal 'doe'. i love her. and the voice lines are really well performed

unfortunately the game is poorly optimized and incredibly laggy, especially on the menu screen. the controls are awful and ive literally lost plenty of runs because of NPC collision. its really only fun for 10 minutes or so. and the fart sound effects get old very, very quick. the lighting in the maps is too bright and hurts your eyes, i really wish there was an option to change this.