Poostall Royale

Poostall Royale

released on Apr 01, 2023

Poostall Royale

released on Apr 01, 2023

Don't let the title fool you, this isn't a battle royale game. Maybe this isn't even a game at all...


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Postal: Brain Damaged
Postal: Brain Damaged
Postal 4: No Regerts
Postal 4: No Regerts
Postal: Redux
Postal: Redux
Postal 2: Paradise Lost
Postal 2: Paradise Lost
Postal III
Postal III

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somehow they made a worse postal 1

if you're gonna make a joke game you should at least make it FUN and PLAYABLE and have it not have 1fps performance on fucking high settings for a game that looks like THIS

its so cool that this company doesn't have to try anymore and because its a funny april fools prank its immune from criticism, not like other devs have done the same thing and made genuine great products out of it. but we'll update it a year later and fix nothing so that makes it okay.

It lets you play as a woman. Therefore, peak Postal.

im gonna be generous with this since one of my fav artists did work on it, and they did literally make it within a month so.
gameplay is a top-down shooter, like the OG postal, however its all 3d assets and the NPCs chase you down, instead of you chasing them. you can also play as female postal dude, named postal 'doe'. i love her. and the voice lines are really well performed

unfortunately the game is poorly optimized and incredibly laggy, especially on the menu screen. the controls are awful and ive literally lost plenty of runs because of NPC collision. its really only fun for 10 minutes or so. and the fart sound effects get old very, very quick. the lighting in the maps is too bright and hurts your eyes, i really wish there was an option to change this.