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2 days ago


braktheman finished Run Pizza Run
At its heart, Run Pizza Run is a simple meme game. You run on foot around a city with over the top traffic speeding around every corner avoiding getting hit while delivering to houses. If you get taken out, you are transported to the hospital and must try the delivery again. Everywhere you look, cars are exploding, pedestrians are getting run over, and my graphics card was weeping as it attempted to load in the world around it.

The game has a low poly design but a pretty sizeable map that is also generally detailed. The game lacks much for animation, but I think it adds to the humor.

While the game is only a few hours in length, defaulted to having no mapped controls for me, and would not support my Xbox controller even though the options have rumble support for it - there’s something about this game that kept me entertained the whole way through. It is not an even experience and there are sections that I found much more annoying than others, but it never made me give up and quit.

This is not an optimized experience, but I found Run Pizza Run consistently surprised me with different things throughout the game. It could have been overly repetitive and boring, and don’t get me wrong it gets close, but there were small things throughout the game I won’t spoil here that kept me pushing forward.

Ultimately my review comes down to the time I had playing it and overall this is an easy recommendation for anyone just looking for a good time for a few hours. At $5 MSRP how could you go wrong?

6 days ago


braktheman finished Damn virgins
Damn virgins is a bit of a mixed bag when it comes to adventure games.

The absurd story with over the top goofy cutscenes at times was amusing but at other times overly juvenile. The group of virgin students all act as different comic relief stereotypes. Some of them felt like they nailed what they were going for and others felt borderline offensive in what they portrayed. Some of this may be chalked up to cultural differences or be caused partially by the English translation, as this game is completely in Spanish, so it is hard for me to say.

The early puzzles felt pretty straightforward and logical, but as the game reaches its final act things become a bit of a mess. The early map of this game was structured and easy to navigate, but the late game locale is centered around a labyrinthian cave system that is miserable to navigate. This makes it easy to miss paths and key items. I ended up searching some of the solutions towards the end of the game only to find some of the key puzzles to be overly obtuse.

Speaking of which, this game has two endings - both of which I experienced. Neither gave me a story conclusion that felt satisfying and when I found out what caused me to even get on the bad ending path to begin with, it was illogical and frustrating.

The first half of the game I found myself fairly entertained, but by the end I could not wait for it to be over. This isn't a long experience with my playthrough clocking in at around four and a half hours - including playing the final path out two different ways.

Regretfully, I do not think I would recommend this to anyone but the most diehard of FMV/Adventure game fans. I really wanted to like it more than I did.

7 days ago


braktheman finished Phantasmagoria

This review contains spoilers

I've always had a fascination with FMV games, yet somehow never got around to playing this one and figured I should finally right that wrong.

I had really only known about some of the more gruesome scenes of this game. It definitely has a lot of controversial content - I do feel like most of these scenes do at least progress the story showcasing both the brutality and advancing character development. It is still worth noting that this game does have graphic displays of domestic abuse and assault that will not be for everyone. A lot of this content is about on par with what you'd find in an R rated horror film - which makes sense considering the obvious Stephen King inspirations.

Graphically the combination of 3D generated backdrops and full motion video creates an uncanny valley effect that is actually very fascinating. Even down to the UI this game feels directly out of an era and I think this works to it's benefit. It somehow manages to cover both the 1990s and the late 1800s but adds an unsettling twist to it.

From a gameplay standpoint, it both makes and breaks the experience of this game. The puzzles are on average very simplistic for Sierra standards. This game also has a fantastic hint system built in where you can just click the skull icon and the game will tell you what to head to next. Super helpful after you've wandered the whole map and failed to find some small item you missed.

While this system makes the game feel more accessible to a larger audience, it all falls apart in the games final act which can be a huge headache and frustration. It turns the game from a casual exploration game into a fast-paced reactionary one - one that can be trigged easily without all the necessary items. My understanding is if you are missing some of the key items, you can still go back and find them all while being pursued - but it feels like an odd game design decision compared to the rest of the game. I quickly became frustrated in this final act and pulled out a guide to walk me through it. I would also recommend this to anyone else wanting to just get through the game.

The layout of the mansion can also be a bit cumbersome with camera angles that sometimes flip directions based on ways you enter the room. Once you start involving secret passages, it can be easy to miss entire sections simply because you didn't notice the difference between a down arrow and one pointing down-right.

As for the acting, it's all over the place. Luckily the actress portraying the game's protagonist does a fine job - great considering you will be seeing a lot of here. I wasn't a big fan of the comic relief vagrant characters, Harriet and Cyrus, a mother and son, that live on the property. They undermine a lot of the game's theme. Many of the cutscenes play out at a snail's pace, but luckily the game also contains a skip button to help you fly through repeat animations. Just be careful not to accidentally skip a useful scene since you won't be able to watch it again without loading a previous save.

There's no denying what a huge game this was to video game history. From a historical aspect alone, I think this is one that hardcore video game aficionados should at least give a try at some point.

8 days ago


braktheman finished Nightmare Kart
Nightmare Kart is an interesting ride through a legally distinct story mode reminiscent of Bloodborne. Full of a familiar cast of characters that look like they might have been purchased off Wish (non-derogatory) you race, fight and drive through the competition.

A lot more variety than I expected including some cool unlockables and surprisingly deep (at times) boss fights. While I would have loved more of them, I think the game ended up being a good length.

Backed by a nice soundtrack and some lovingly created Playstation-era set pieces (the clock is excellent), Nightmare Kart is worth the time to check out.

Unfortunately, it is also marred by some awful physics and just terrible AI. The computers frequently will and do get stuck and much like other kart racers, once you get enough of a lead you will stay there for the entire race. On the flipside, if you end up with some bad luck and get bumped to the back of the pack catching up becomes difficult if one player gets a large lead. Some vehicles felt much harder to win with than others. It just didn't feel balanced to me.

Only expect the story mode to take you 90-120 minutes, but it is worth seeing. Would recommend if the concept seems interesting.

10 days ago



braktheman finished A Little to the Left
Mostly satisfying yet at times a bit too picky. I had to visit the wiki a few times to get through this game and its counterpart DLC. Some stages have very creative solutions and others you will be fighting with the mechanics and wondering if you have the correct answer or some item is just not placed to the particular point where the game wants it.

Heads up for anyone else shooting for all achievements on console - you may have a tricky time doing it with a controller vs a keyboard and mouse. This game also requires you to play for 100 days (25 of those need to be consecutive) so it is a very demanding 100%.

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