play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Californium
Californium
Lakeview Valley
Lakeview Valley
deSpiria
deSpiria
Eidolon
Eidolon
Cellular Harvest
Cellular Harvest
Kyoei Toshi
Kyoei Toshi
god will never allow me to play this game and i spit in his face for it
Six Ages: Ride like the Wind
Six Ages: Ride like the Wind
Two girls punch me repeatedly
Two girls punch me repeatedly
Disc Creatures
Disc Creatures
Tenderfoot Tactics
Tenderfoot Tactics
Brume
Brume
Famicom Tantei Club Part II: Ushiro ni Tatsu Shoujo
Famicom Tantei Club Part II: Ushiro ni Tatsu Shoujo
Shelter 3
Shelter 3
Don't Wake the Night
Don't Wake the Night
Eight Thirty, Nowhere
Eight Thirty, Nowhere
Frontier Diver: Aquatic Research Simulator
Frontier Diver: Aquatic Research Simulator
Kaikan
Kaikan
Frozen Synapse 2
Frozen Synapse 2
Golden Rays of Sunshine
Golden Rays of Sunshine
Door in the Woods
Door in the Woods
Hardland
Hardland
"we closed our eyes and wrote everything down, thats when we realized they werent just dreams"

the opening screen of hardland prompts an active participation on the players part in understanding its world and narrative, emphasizing that it has no quest markers or active quest logs to guide you in any way, asking you to pour over every interaction, journal note and item description, every little nook and cranny that could hold the key to understanding the greater whole at the heart of this surreal fantasy world. holding itself as some kind of heavy puzzle adventure, should you have the dedication, which like, hell yeah sign me up!

so, fully bought into that pitch and down to clown, i went in with a physical notebook in hand and excavated every weird dream and location in the opening hours of the game with a fine tooth comb. but honestly, despite the opening disclaimers, the game doesnt seem that intense on that sort of thing like, at all? maybe im too early in the game to like, appreciate the scope of it all or something, but it seems more the kind of game where you run around as a weird little guy with a sword and hit mobs of little monsters with it, idk i kinda bounced off it after that. i plan to go back eventually with adjusted expectations, but man, kinda a bummer, to me, personally, imo,,,

but anyways, check out Scott Benson's Top 10 Games of 2019 on Giant Bomb to read about the appropriate way to appreciate this weird little game in the way that it actually is
Beat the Art Breaker
Beat the Art Breaker
Dungeon Master Nexus
Dungeon Master Nexus
My Work Is Not Yet Done
My Work Is Not Yet Done
Star Dynasties
Star Dynasties
Yedoma Globula
Yedoma Globula
Rebelstar
Rebelstar
Spinnortality
Spinnortality
The Coneflower Dilemma
The Coneflower Dilemma
Chaos Galaxy
Chaos Galaxy
Ecosystem
Ecosystem
Hanabi Fantast
Hanabi Fantast
Dead Static Drive
Dead Static Drive
Fox and Frog Travelers: The Demon of Adashino Island
Fox and Frog Travelers: The Demon of Adashino Island
got some heavy ps2 horror vibes from this one, so i'm excited for this one
Skate Story
Skate Story
i simply adore when i'm a demon made of glass and pain and yet i must skate, its my favorite thing to be
Way to the Woods
Way to the Woods

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

1 month ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

1 month ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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