play these games you dumb bitch (me, to myself)

i made this before i found out about the wishlist function now im in too deep

Elden Ring
Elden Ring
i am a singular ant walking across a vast corpse

i have been beaten numb by the sheer length of the whole thing, but yeah its good, i'm gonna go watch all of nichijou to recover and then not touch a video game for like 4 months
Hades
Hades
had a fun time with this for about 18 hours, which is when i finally succeeded in completing my first actual run, and then i never picked it back up again. and honestly i think i'm fine with that, but its a cute game for sure.
Celeste
Celeste
Super Mario 64
Super Mario 64
Doom
Doom
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
NieR: Automata
NieR: Automata
Fallout: New Vegas
Fallout: New Vegas
gave it a revisit a year or two ago, hadn't played it since high school. didn't especially hold up for me, no game should have to bear the burden of "being made on a bethesda engine"
Yakuza 0
Yakuza 0
in deciding where to start with the yakuza series, it was either this, kiwami 1, or the original ps2 game

and somehow the ps2 game was the one that won out in my heart, so ill get around to this game in like, 10 years
Doom Eternal
Doom Eternal
Half-Life
Half-Life
yeah i can see why this was a big deal, pretty neat
Devil May Cry 5
Devil May Cry 5
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Bayonetta
Bayonetta
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts
Control
Control
Stray
Stray
Resident Evil 3
Resident Evil 3
Death Stranding
Death Stranding
i tried this during release but i didn't get very far, i remember being annoyed i could use the mp3 player while trekking, but i like the vibe it gave the delivery stations to just chill out and put on Pop Virus by Gen Hoshino, take a shower and then chug 6 monster energy drinks in a row before checking my in-game emails. so i appreicate it on that level i guess? idk, i'd like to play it again one day, seems real interesting, mechanically
Doom
Doom
Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of the Colossus
What Remains of Edith Finch
What Remains of Edith Finch
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Wolfenstein: The New Order
played a bit, decided to try it out for the story, but it ultimately couldn't hold me with how mediocre the actual shooting felt, think i dropped off after the england mission(?)
Firewatch
Firewatch
Risk of Rain 2
Risk of Rain 2
Batman: Arkham Origins
Batman: Arkham Origins
Until Dawn
Until Dawn
Omori
Omori
Halo 2
Halo 2
played through this with a friend online via the master chief collection on steam and lol, this game sure does not like being played huh?

had weird crashes several times a session with no obvious fixes as we tried to drag this game kicking and screaming through a disjointed and fractured campaign who's scripting always seemed like it was on the verge of just falling apart completely? like whats up with those wait times between enemy waves, it always took -just- long enough for you to think something in the game broke before finally loading in more dudes for you to shoot.

luckily when there are dudes to shoot and cars to drive and stuff it feels like, yaknow, good, so whatever, no big deal that the whole thing kind of feels like its held together by duct tape.

arbiters cool tho
Resident Evil
Resident Evil
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X
Chrono Trigger
Chrono Trigger
Inscryption
Inscryption
Hitman
Hitman
Helltaker
Helltaker
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Unpacking
Unpacking
Monster Hunter Rise
Monster Hunter Rise
having a good time with this so far, good podcast game, been listening to Friends at the Table's Marielda season during it, though i got to the part in both the game and the show where i had to start paying actual attention to both and i'm a bit sad to say that i can't really do both at the same time anymore, alas
Guilty Gear: Strive
Guilty Gear: Strive
Alien: Isolation
Alien: Isolation
A Plague Tale: Innocence
A Plague Tale: Innocence
Blasphemous
Blasphemous
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime
Final Fantasy XIV Online
Final Fantasy XIV Online
i fucking hate this game
"so stop playing it?"
no
Darkest Dungeon
Darkest Dungeon
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Deathloop
Deathloop
Silent Hill 3
Silent Hill 3
Bayonetta 2
Bayonetta 2
Zero Escape: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
Zero Escape: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
Persona 3 Portable
Persona 3 Portable
i'm not playing this unless i can date the robot
Hitman 2
Hitman 2
i have trouble forcing my brain past the mental hurdle of "no, do it all perfectly the first time!" to fully appreciate the hitman series as a thing i can play unfortunately, but one day...
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
Castlevania
Castlevania
Return of the Obra Dinn
Return of the Obra Dinn
finished! very good! Arrgh! Avast!! and so on and so forth (incredible detective game hampered down a lil bit from its pulpy orientalist mysticism veneer imo)
Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings - Enhanced Edition
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings - Enhanced Edition
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
Mother 3
Mother 3
Ghostrunner
Ghostrunner
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
Baba is You
Baba is You
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy VIII
Octopath Traveler
Octopath Traveler
Skate 3
Skate 3
Crash Team Racing
Crash Team Racing
Ōkami
Ōkami
The World Ends with You
The World Ends with You
Psychonauts 2
Psychonauts 2
Gone Home
Gone Home
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
Bully: Scholarship Edition
Bully: Scholarship Edition
Metroid
Metroid
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Shin Megami Tensei V
Shin Megami Tensei V
Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Hitman 3
Hitman 3
Yume Nikki
Yume Nikki
Fallout
Fallout
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Pokémon Colosseum
Pokémon Colosseum
Jet Set Radio
Jet Set Radio
Deus Ex
Deus Ex
you should play this game just for jc denton's vocal performance alone. the rest of the game is also pretty good! (i got halfway through the game like 8+ years ago, one day i'll get back to it)
Katamari Damacy
Katamari Damacy
quite frankly the perfect video game, just pure joy
Mario Party 2
Mario Party 2
i miss toad's n64 era voice, it was cute
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Into the Breach
Into the Breach
Loop Hero
Loop Hero
Ico
Ico
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
this expansion is immediately so much better, its unreal, what the hell?? this rules
Splitgate
Splitgate
pretty tight gunplay, real fun in quick bursts of pick-up matches, questionable visual aesthetic imo
Remnant: From the Ashes
Remnant: From the Ashes
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
yeah this is pretty alright. idk seems like a lot of work wading through a bunch of bullshit to get to the point where the narrative is just consistently Fine

but then ya hit that last 20% of the expansion and its like oh whoaa, payoff and pathos and it finally crosses that finish line to becoming actually really good
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
Bugsnax
Bugsnax
The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky

4 Comments


2 years ago

hey you should play these games you dumb bitch

2 years ago

unfortunately that idea's currently on indefinite hiatus, please refer to my other list for details:
https://www.backloggd.com/u/brambledirt/list/what-a-dumb-bitch-is-playing-instead-of-those-other-games/

25 days ago

You made this list many years ago. So I am obliged to ask: have you played any of these games?

21 days ago

thats a fair question lol. i just went down this list and did a tally. i played 20 of them, and out of those 20, i finished like, 11


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