Bio
I have weeks of UNFINISHED HOMEWORK!
I'm always carrying the latest GAMING MAGAZINE
I have a BAD BACK sitting for days on end, playing VIDEO GAMES
I have SORE THUMBS from constantly pressing controller buttons
My LEGS are stuck in SITTING POSITION

JUST ONE MORE LEVEL.

I'm DROOLING at the thought of beating ANOTHER GAME!
My HANDS STUCK in GAMING POSITION ready to play at ANY TIME!!!
I have a GROWLING STOMACH from never stopping to EAT!
I'm always carrying PORTABLE GAMING DEVICE for EMERGENCY game time.
Personal Ratings
1★
5★

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Treasured

Gained 750+ total review likes

Gone Gold

Received 5+ likes on a review while featured on the front page

GOTY '23

Participated in the 2023 Game of the Year Event

Pinged

Mentioned by another user

Adored

Gained 300+ total review likes

GOTY '22

Participated in the 2022 Game of the Year Event

Popular

Gained 15+ followers

2 Years of Service

Being part of the Backloggd community for 2 years

Shreked

Found the secret ogre page

Elite Gamer

Played 500+ games

Loved

Gained 100+ total review likes

Best Friends

Become mutual friends with at least 3 others

Donor

Liked 50+ reviews / lists

GOTY '21

Participated in the 2021 Game of the Year Event

On Schedule

Journaled games once a day for a week straight

Well Written

Gained 10+ likes on a single review

Liked

Gained 10+ total review likes

Noticed

Gained 3+ followers

Gamer

Played 250+ games

N00b

Played 100+ games

Favorite Games

Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening - Special Edition
Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening - Special Edition
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
Cruelty Squad
Cruelty Squad
Hotline Miami
Hotline Miami

799

Total Games Played

021

Played in 2024

206

Games Backloggd


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Cultic
Cultic

May 04

Doug Huggem
Doug Huggem

Apr 22

Madness: Project Nexus
Madness: Project Nexus

Apr 21

Chop Goblins
Chop Goblins

Apr 21

Alice is Dead: Episode 3
Alice is Dead: Episode 3

Apr 13

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The Real RE4 Remake

I really like the aesthetic, the real photos being crammed into these pixely textures gives it this crispness, it reminds me of Quake in that horror-y warmth and antique mystery, the menu sounds match this too in their soft, melodic nature so combined with my recent Ethel Cain obsession I loved this part of the game. There’s a sense of this being old and battered rather than a nice product which I think is great. I think it plays its hand too early gameplay wise though, you get most of the weapon in the first level and I don’t think it works as well after that! I liked when I was limited in stuff, there was a bit in a dark area where I was low on ammo and kind of forced into charging about with the axe, which with the creepy atmosphere and the rustic graphics made it feel like I was playing as a character in a horror film. Once my inventory filled up it went into familiar dashing about, bunnyhopping and unloading ammo into crowds of enemies. Fun but I wish so many boomer shooters didn’t feel the need to fall into the same action game type extremes. I want more shooters that are more thoughtful in how they give you stuff and aren’t just pushing for a straight forward, guns blazing power trip. Maybe it’s my fault for wanting another Condemned in this but I’ve played a few newer horror themed indie shooters where I keep coming away with a similar feeling and this got really close to what I wanted at points. Not everything needs to be strictly an action game or a horror game, it’d be nice to get more stuff in the middle.

i had a great time but the one time i've done an IQ test i started arguing with my friend over the first question

"where's the cheese" they say, haha fantastic

Newgrounds is so fucking edgy!!!! Fancy Pants' plot just basically says "Newgrounds was too hardcore for him"