Screw this game man. Screw breakable weapons. Screw going 30 mins out of your way to collect your mount, only to immediately ride up on the edge of a cliff and have to leave it behind. Screw waiting for the rain to pass so that you can climb a hill. Screw waiting for your stamina to replenish every three seconds as you run across endless plains. Screw detouring for an entire play session only to stumble upon a completely empty environment. Screw the repetitious shrine design.

There are, obviously, glimmers of greatness to be had here. And the discovery factor in its opening hours is entirely mystifying.

But screw this game.