Games I Would've Given The Pope Instead of Undertale
We've all been there - you're given the opportunity to expose the traditional head of the Catholic Church to deep gamer knowledge. Now, some of us (not naming names) might be tempted to show ol' pontifex maximus a game which requires a general grasp on the historical context of more traditional RPG gameplay and storytelling to appreciate its strongest design decisions and moments.
Not I! Here's every game that the pope shouldn't just be given as a gift, but forced to play under threat of Vatican invasion.
Not I! Here's every game that the pope shouldn't just be given as a gift, but forced to play under threat of Vatican invasion.
13 Games
quintessential catholic gaming right here. doom guy is the platonic ideal of what the pope should be trying to achieve.
a lot of isle delfino is very italian coded, which we have to imagine would be a great comfort to the pope
i think the pope is one of the few people with enough economic chutzpah that he could will real rocket league into existence. either him or the saudis
in addition to the vibrancy of italian culture and history on display, i think the pope would appreciate the completely inexplicable ending to ezio's story where he chooses not to kill the evil pope for zero reason
the pope should be forced to do a little bit of manual labor, even in gamified form.
nothing will give the pope a closer view into the vantage point of god than the sims 4
i just put fear on here because i feel like if the pope played fear, it would be a pretty significant PR boost for one of the most underrated classic FPSes of all time
i need to know if the pope is the kind of guy that can laugh at a skateboarder ragdoll eating shit
in the real world, kotomine kirei would be the pope by now. we need the real pope to reckon with kirei
the king of vatican city would probably appreciate the chance to really fuck over europe's second most significant city state
imagine the pope standing on a board wearing a vr headset freaking the fuck out
why not
this would be a pretty good reaction from the pope i think
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both sin and punishments
LobbyDob
5 months ago