Hyrule has been hollowed out and stuffed like a Thanksgiving Turkey on a First Class flight to paradise. Or me when I've been a naughty boy. Zelda is elite bitch catch this nut. shit spanks me red.

Reviewed on Sep 11, 2023


4 Comments


8 months ago

Brother 😭

8 months ago

???

8 months ago

Big name reviewers are too terrified to use the bold phrase "bitch catch this nut" in their reviews. It's why I come here: the truth.

8 months ago

uhhh... based?