"So, what should we add this season?"
"Mud."
"Mud?"
"Mud."
"...Mud?"
"Mud."
"Mud."
"Mud?"
"Mud."
"...Mud?"
"Mud."
This really was just the "Stuff we ran out of time to add to Caves and Cliffs" update. Really lame.
Man, I sure loved it when Mojang saw that their game was being bogged down and losing relevancy due to their updates shrinking in scope and reason to get back into the game and so buckled down and started pumping out large, expansive updates overhauling major parts of the game to get people's interests again.
Can we go back to that, please?
Can we go back to that, please?
cave :)
It don't get any better than this.
The only reason I know Dolphins aren't passive is because of PolarSaurusRex's let's play where he accidentally hits one and gets killed by it, I always assumed they were passive until that point.
Oh yeah and this update literally saved Minecraft.
Oh yeah and this update literally saved Minecraft.
No joking around, no funny business, this is the best thing to ever happen to Minecraft, jesus christ they outdid themselves and beyond with this update.
how
Elytras might as well have taken minecarts and thanos-snapped them out of existence, they instantly became so laughably outclassed the instant this update dropped that you'll only find them used for novelty nowadays.
Anyway, Elytra go wheeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Anyway, Elytra go wheeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Minecraft Goat my beloved...
This update kinda ruined the lonely vibe from OG Minecraft, it was never the same after this, but LOOK AT THE CUTE FOXES!
2011
I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.
It has llamas in it.
Homophobes been real quiet since this dropped.
2009
I downloaded this thinking I'd be playing Minecraft in really good resolution and all I got was 3D Terraria, fuck this world.