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Content Warning
2024
"Guys! Is this the Snail Man!?" I say, as the jaws of a snail creature puncture into my body. "Guys, If we get 100,000 likes I'll challenge him to a boxing match!" echoes my voice, as my illuminated "uwu" face fades further into the darkness.
Daikatana
2000
I've always seen John Romero as the Icarus of gaming, with his wax wings made from his ego, and the Sun being every single day after Daikatana was released.
Brain Lord
1994
head so good I call her Brain Lord yuh
Resident Evil 0
2016
This felt like I was playing Getting Over It: but instead of climbing, I was pulling my own teeth out with a pair of rusty pliers; and instead of falling, each tooth I failed to yank out would instantly regrow all my other teeth back, forcing me to start all over again.
The Guy Game
2004
History time with wreith! One of the contestants was a 17 year old girl who was legally incapable of giving consent, meaning The Guy Game legitimately distributed child pornography! When she was rightfully granted an injunction to discontinue the games distribution after suing Topheavy Studios; their actual response on their website was "the Man has decided that our fun and hilarious presentation of spring break revelry just wasn't appropriate for the world of gaming. Maybe we should have blown some sh!@ up?". How pathetic!
Buckshot Roulette
2023
The male fantasy.
Call of Cthulhu
2018
Main character: Battered, physically and mentally broken, bordering on insanity, begging for some reason in this never-ending nightmare.
Me, spying yet another whispering tome bound in human skin from across the room: "Time to increase your Occultism stat by +3% >:)"
Me, spying yet another whispering tome bound in human skin from across the room: "Time to increase your Occultism stat by +3% >:)"
GuessTheGame
2022
Guessing the Minecraft prompt on the first picture made me ascend to the astral planes.
PlayStation Classic
2018
I have gutted this machine like a fishmonger does a fish. If Sony could see what I've done to their precious machine, then they'd see me as nothing less than a technomantic Dr. Frankenstein, whose scavenged the discarded limbs from Sony's electronic graveyard to create a monster of emulation far beyond their worst fears.
Banjo-Kazooie
1998
Yea, The game's good. We all fucking knew that. What I wanna know is why the fuck did they make Transformed Gruntilda such a baddie.