I don't understand the appreciation and popularity of Zelda/Switch games. I hear everywhere that it is a legendary masterpiece, that it is at the top of all the games in history, etc. I tried to start it three times and my record was two and a half hours, after which I just fell asleep from boredom. It feels like I'm controlling some f*ing Peter Pan in ridiculous green tights, you can beat all mobs by pressing the same single key, the puzzles are made for three years old kids. In short, even the Genshin is much better: the meaningless is about the same, but the game is 100 times more beautiful and you can run after cute anime girls. I really don't understand what's good about this zelda. I heard praise for the open world, but I think it's just ridiculous, ahahahaha. It's just some boundless green meadows where there is nothing to look at. Comparing it to normal open-world games is ridiculous. Look at this zelda and then rdr2 or witcher, lol, yes zelda looks like a dandy game. even gothic is much better than this s* zelda! And I couldn't notice any plot for the hours I spent on this masterpiece, frankly, I don't get it at all.

Reviewed on May 14, 2023


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11 months ago

Uwe Boll-ass "review"

11 months ago

top tier bait

11 months ago

accurate review

11 months ago

triple kill

11 months ago

Me when I have no joy.

11 months ago

> Claims to have played for 2.5 hours
> Claims to have worn green tights

lol you didn't actually play this did you

11 months ago

guys falling for the troll review

11 months ago

they should stop letting children post reviews on this website