Ed banging out the tunes September 1, 1995

cute, but doesn't have a whole lot of substance to it, especially compared to the later TLK2 Active Play. still has a few fun minigames to keep the kids entertained, and the presentation isn't too bad for the game's age.

only real low point is that the controls for painting are beyond awful: instead of holding down the mouse button to draw with the brush, clicking turns the brush on and off and it's very janky, especially if you're used to other paint programs.

maybe it's a little unfair for an adult like me to give low marks on a kids' game, idk. still, the TLK Activity Center is cute for what it is and younger kids might have a fun time with it.

meatier than the first lion king activity center for sure, and the production values have aged far better as far as disney's PC edutainment fare goes. the minigames can be a bit hit-or-miss especially if you're not of the target age demographic, but the musical numbers are cute and the art tools and animal creators can be pretty fun to mess around with. i feel like this game might've predated (or even predicted) sparkle-lions.

though uh, anyone else find it kinda really odd that kovu and kiara hang out as cubs more in this and the gamebreak than in the actual film? are the pc games set in a different timeline? these are the questions that keep me up at night.

i'm a weirdo who thought "Can't Wait to be King" wasn't that hard when i was a kid, fight me.

"Be Prepared" on the other hand...

enterbrain really went out and said "you know what? what if we forced the creator to only use one tileset for their whole game?"

thankfully they improved things by a ton by VX Ace, there's almost zero reason to pick up this one.

more of a toolkit than a game in its own right, but there's a good lot of fan-content and mods out there for FRUA. worth diving into if you like the "gold box" rpgs like the DOS krynn games and pool of radiance.

one of the most technically impressive games to spawn out of rpg maker 2000, and probably one of the best fangames ever. yes, the story is basically a self-insert version of stardust crusaders, but really there's nothing wrong with that premise and it's very well-executed here. don't tell me you wouldn't want a stand of your very own.

still has a few flaws and might only be of interest to die-hard jojo fans (specifically those who don't mind the long trek of stardust crusaders), but still very much worth playing in my opinion. don't let the gameboy-esque color scheme fool you, there's a lot of love and content packed into The 7th Stand User.

clayman, i salute you!

i feel this is almost as good as crash2, but man i'm not a big fan of the vehicle levels and the new powerups feel a little too much for me. time trials are a great addition though, and at the very least warped has a neo cortex fight that isn't lame.

yes it's a gimmick game

but HECK it's so cute

i had a crappy 3g tracfone during pokego's heyday so i was never able to experience it proper, but man this was the closest we were to world peace at the time.

wasn't until 2022 that i got a phone actually capable of playing pokego now and. yeah it's okay. it's a fun lil time-waster and it's interesting to see what landmarks are in my city that i wouldn't have otherwise noticed before.

but man i run out of bag space super easily and this is not helped by the fact that i live within walking distance of a pokestop. i'm on a budget niantic, i can't give you all my money just to upgrade my bag.

peak of the ps1 trilogy imo. improves on crash's moveset and level design without adding too many unnecessary gimmicks like warped ended up doing. can still be a pain in the ass especially if you're going for 100% (and yes this is because of cold hard crash) but it's nowhere near as bad as how the original crash1 was.

honestly the ideal way to play crash1 honestly.

even then, i can't give this more than half a star because of ONE reason: crash's pillbox collision makes the bridge levels absolute hell.

at least the save system is better and they tweaked the requirements for gems.

i can forgive crash1's difficulty but the person who designed the save system like that clearly hated people.

pretty standard idle game, but makes up for it with pretty cute presentation and concept.

yes, porn of morag does exist.

talk about dropping the ball when it comes to crossover games, damn

you know a game is bad when its mcdonald's tiger electronics toys are better than the game they're a tie-in for.