I got to kick G-Man in the balls at the end, 10/10

Completed a run without killing anything directly with gunfire or explosives, save for boss fights and the two spots you're forced to clear a room to advance.

I probably could have just watched Sons of Anarchy instead

Character stats are inaccurate, Anthony's vocal stats are maxed out

Have you ever put a brick in a pool molasses and tried to use your breath to blow it from one end to the other? Probably not, because that would be weird, but picture that in your head and you’ll have a good idea of what it’s like to drive in GTA IV