5 reviews liked by kumoduo


they turned the stove off for a bit

This review was written before the game released

this must be what it feels like to be a comic book fan when they, iunno, make thor gay or some shit

This was pretty fucking ass, I'll be honest that I didn't like it but it has Atlus on its name so I'm obligated give it 5 stars because of that alone. A game can be the worst fucking creation in all the universes that ever existed and will ever exist, it can be the cause for the tiniest wars to the fucking Holocaust & the most horrific carnage recorded in human history, but if it has the name ''Atlus'' on it I simply have to act like it saved my life and gave me an everlasting feeling of solace. This isn't even dickriding, it's how my brain is wired. Dickriding is a choice of freedom, this is intinct & a part of my construct. If you make fun of this then you're ableist. I dont make the rules

This game feels like playing genji in overwatch but if genji huffed bath salts in a mall hot topic

Nia and Morag are the highlight of this game and the only reason I didn't glue the cartridge between two rocks and fling it into a river.