the combination of the aggressive sugary sweet vibes in this game and the inexplicable full english dub and subtitle options, which include some guy doing a cartman impression, honest to god made me feel like i was playing some fake game invented for the creepypasta im the victim in or something. not to be "childhood fucked up" reddit over a cute children's game w some p cool style on its own terms but i dont know how else to emphasize how bizarre it is that this came to be, and there is hardly any info on how it happened. just popped out of the aether to be actually scarily ahead of its time???

Reviewed on Apr 08, 2021


5 Comments


strawberry momma an icon for the ages

3 years ago

i believe you mean the WORLD CHAMPION, lolo????
every character is so good i love all the cheerful stacked bimbos wandering around town too

the disc/packaging for the game is also so inexplicably well-considered and cute and worth looking up, it came with a little full-color Jellytown newspaper that's real charming https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYUMLO2XgAAZCtM?format=jpg&name=large

3 years ago

whoa i had no idea abt that wtf!!! i REALLY want to know more abt the production of this game bc it feels so premium n genuine...

3 years ago

this review made me want to find this game and play it so good job. also I tried looking up its characters online and half of the results were my little pony fanart where they misspelled ponies as poinies