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What a complete waste of resources. The most expensive walking simulator ever made. Makes the original game look like an arcade game.

a brilliant collection of gamings worst tropes paired with a story that is somehow blander than the first one

backloggd users can't stop getting filtered i swear

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you know what? fuck it. spec ops: the line is worth five stars and then some. for a long time i sat on the fence about it, and had it collecting dust, uncommentated, at 4.5 stars - no more.

the fact this game was shuffled out-of-sight by 2k games, that an attempt is being made to erase its existence from the public under dubious pretenses at worst, or that it's been dropped in a double-whammy of corporate greed and convenient timing at best, shows us that this game is just as sorely needed now as it was 12 years ago.

many like to do a little joking about its "look what i made you do"-narrative, but those people are unaware that this precise portrayal of leadership at the hands of a vague authority is part of the point. this is taking down not merely the modern military shooter alone, but the entirety of the military industrial complex and its implications. the game design here is a direct analogue of the military chain of command, and the way it attempts to dissuade individuals and society as a whole from seeking blame in the hands of the actor.

on february 25th 2024, united states airforce member aaron bushnell self-immolated rather than continuing to maintain part in the u.s. military's support of yet another genocide - a genocide funded and fueled by this global force for despicable violence, a genocide committed, in part, with white phosphorous used against a civilian population.

the timing is just a bit TOO on-the-nose. we are supposed to forget that the same thing fuels this propaganda as fuels the systematic dehumanisation and killing of several peoples in asia and africa. spec ops, unlike every single other "modern military shooter", didnt flinch, and didnt lie. and for that, it had to disappear.

this is the only game that had the guts to give the player a gun, and let them shoot at a peaceful civilian population - then stand there with the implications of their actions. no fade-out. no game over. only you and the simulacrum of a dead body.

from the river to the sea, palestine will be free.

Metal Gear Solid 4 is brimming with some of the lamest writing I have ever seen, soulless game design, walmart version of better Metal Gear boss fights, severe lack of subtlety, shoehorned plot-lines, character retcons, and hours of infodumps. Also, this is one of the best games ever made.

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>me: this game is pretty bloated, the bosses suck, and it just answers questions that don't need to be answered"
>also me: "METAL GEAR REX VS RAY OH YEAH BABY"

Online is already dead and the few matches I played gave me no reason to actually want the stability to improve. Pretty much Splatoon without the holistic design approach mixed with uninspired hero shooter mechanics. Oh, and it's already filled with overpriced cosmetics.

Banger soundtrack tho.

Fails to understand the culture of the youth

I love JSR and JSRF, but I didn't really feel this as much as I wanted to. It’s lacking the energy and verve of JSR and JSRF. Part of that may be the lack of voice acting, but the OST also feels kinda… orthodox in a way that the other games felt unconventional.

The levels have very little going on in the way of environmental interaction, making the gameplay feel less involved. The levels in JSRF in particular, were more intricate, even down to the atmosphere, with lots of moving NPCs, vehicles, and environmental hazards.

I don't know; this game just feels… lifeless, and that’s a huge fucking bummer.

The mini-game for spraying graffiti is detrimental to the momentum of the traversal since it completely stops you. The best way to do it is to aimlessly roll your stick in circles so it feels superfluous and out of place.

Stray

2022

my hater take is that you all like cats way too much.