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this is not a joke i close my eyes and all I can hear is pon pon pata pon on repeat please help

An actual masterpiece. Takes a fairly simple gameplay loop and adds craziness to it. The idea is so dumb that it should not work and yet it does. I love these stupid characters and their stupid world. The music frickin slaps. It’s so endlessly fun and satisfying to win. A flagship video game franchise in my eyes.

Some years ago, a friend of mine in a facebook group for crazy people called ''Área 42'' questioned if Rayman's dick is attached to his body or if it floats, and I've been thinking about that ever since.

One of the best games ever made. Absolute incredible. A masterpiece that you felt like if you were on the game. Incredible. A 10/10 magnum opus that never can be other thing like this.
Spectacular.

Still the best 2D Mario and there is no debating it.

Did you know one of the main people behind this game is the guy who would go on to form Retro Studios?

"I peed on your wife, Robotnik. She's mine now."

How can I review this? There's no SnapCube dub

Oh well, at least we have Jehtt me- jaw breaks AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is this what being addicted to crack feels like?

I always forget this game exists until I play it again and then I’m like “Wow this game was actually amazing how did I forget about this!?” and then I proceed to forget that this game exists.