That Intro STILL Gives Me Chills

Another Great DLC

Let's See What This Pack Gives Us:
Min Min: Just Nerf Her Already
Steve: Hoes Even Madder
Sephiroth: "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Is A Game For Good Boys And Girls Of All Ages" – Uncle Sakurai
Pyra\Mythra: WHY NOT REX AND WHY MORE SWORDFIGHTERS AND WHY DID THEY CHOOSE THE WOMEN I HATE THIS GAME AHHHHHHHHH
Kazuya: The True Edgelord Of Super Smash Bros, Because He Will Throw You Off The Edge
Sora: Cloud Calling His Homie For Backup, Disney Wants To Own The Game... Keyblade Bonking Waluigi Into Oblivion

Ah Yes, What A Great DLC

We Have:
Joker: He's 16 And Has A Gun, A Very Certified American Moment
Hero: Hoes Mad
Banjo-Kazooie: Guh Hu Why Is This Moveset Kinda Ass (Okay Fr I Actually Kinda Like Their Moveset Tbh)
Terry: Hey Hey Are You Okay Why Does Nobody Play Me
Byleth: OMG URGH EW WHY MORE FIRE EMBLEM AND SWORDFIGHTERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Is This A Boy Or A Girl"
– "You Can Switch Their Gender But This Is The Boy Version"
"He Looks Like He Has Electric Powers, And He's Already Very Feminine For His Male Version So... Electra!"

"That Sword Is Bigger Than His Body..."
– "Yup"
"Uh- What Do I Think His Name I- Oh, YEAH! Guy With The Big Sword!"

"Woah, Those Are Some Big Muscles!"
– "Yeah He's From Street Fighter"
"Muscle Man!"

"Uh... I Don't Know Anymore"
– "His Name's Pretty Basic To Be Honest"
"Uh... Oppa... You Know I'm A K-Drama Addict Haha"

"Is He A Lizard?"
– "He's A Pokémon, I Dunno What Animal He's Inspired By"
"Gay Lizard"
– "GAY LIZARD???"
"No Offence To Gay People But He Looks Gay"
– "Dying Of Laughter"

– "So This Guy Is From The Same Series As Dencio, What Do You Think His Name Is"
"Tuklaw"
– "TUKLAW?! The Movie Where The Guy Turns Into A Snake?!"
"Yes! He Has A Snake So He Must Be Tuklaw!"

You Know What? I'll Continue My Series Of Making My Reviews Of Smash DLCs My Mother's Answers When I Asked Her To Name All The Smash Characters

"Huh, She Looks Like A Peacock"
– "Laughter"
"Peacock Girl"

2015

Paradox Really Named A Video Game After Me, That Just Proves How Cool I Am

It's Incredible And Iconic And A Masterpiece But Honestly, Banjo-Kazooie Is Still A Tinsey Bit Better In My Opinion

Sad To Think That We Could've Gotten A Sequel To This Masterpiece But Instead We Got Link's Crossbow Training Just To Sell The Wii Zapper...