I don't want to cum on or in Bayonetta.

Mr. Platinum, CEO: "Alright Kamiya, but if we buy the rights to Fly Me To The Moon, you better make sure to use it"
Kamiya "Scorecel" Hideki, smiling deviously and winking with both eyes: "Sir, that won't be an issue"

Bayonetta is a Devil May Sonic Like where one man put in 5000 action game experiments and hit on about 3000 of them. You will have to swallow the remaining 2000.

In Bayonetta, you fight by clutching the controller as if it had no buttons and hope the wet noodle slopping around on screen does the combo you had in your brain. For all you know, the controller isn't connected to the console, but to a display in another room where another guy is putting in inputs to control the character on your console. For some reason Kamiya wanted it to feel like this, as he famously hates feeling good.

If you're a bit of an arcadegoon, a combofreak or in your medal era, this might be the better DMC. For everyone else, it's the PS3 DMC that doesn't have Nero.

Reviewed on Sep 09, 2023


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