WIKTOBER LOG #0022 - ETERNAL DARKNESS: SANITY'S REQIUEM

This pretends to be a horror game, but it's actually Epic Mickey. I love the concept of the historic protagonists and the Eternal Champion, but the lineup feels at times more like the cast of Night at the Museum than a historical Epic (as in, the genre, not the Epic Games company that would later murder this developer in self defense).

This game is basically some people attempting to make a Resident Evil clone after playing the Psycho Mantis fight in MGS. That's cool. Problem: If you have ever played a videogame before, and don't deliberately try to keep low sanity, you will not see Psycho Mantis appear, and Psycho Mantis is worth about half the stars in any rating of this game.

It's quite a slog after a while because the combat and puzzles are insanely simple and you can basically just sprint past every enemy (you will do this once you've seen all 3 of the enemy types in the game - otherwise you are stupid and dumb). The only time I was scared in this game was when it tricked me into thinking I'd have to replay 20 minutes of it.

Despite this I still liked it. It's... cool... it's got... pizzazz... it might be... dare I say.. soul? Luckily for the NINTENDO SHITCU- the screen flashes white, a ringing fills your ears-ckily for the Gamecube, an interesting 7/10 is better than a bog-standard 9/10.

"AHHH IS THAT A .... F-F-F-F-FLOATING EYE ..!? THAT'S SO SCARY I'M GONNA GO INSANE"
What?

Reviewed on Oct 14, 2023


5 Comments


7 months ago

Errmmm, horror games aren't necessarily scary. Scary is uhhh, heh, kind of subjective sweetheart.

7 months ago

Soyguments: "Errmmm, horror games aren't necessarily scary. Scary is uhhh, heh, kind of subjective sweetheart."

A horror game doesn't have to be scary, but I think I think this game attempt to be scary and fails at it. Also I'm going to give you a wedgie

7 months ago

Wiktober, as in Wik & the Fable of Souls?

7 months ago

Wiktober, as in my little brother Wik.

7 months ago

I'm Wik, and my big brother is Mik. My life is a fable of soul.