luigi i fucking hate you with your card bullshit i hope you go bankrupt

would be the best mario kart if it didnt have the worst items in the series. like i know i got bad luck but you don't have to rub it in my face every single time i play

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The first postmodern video game, and a marvel of creative achievement. Challenging, yet congenial gameplay and meticulous level designs, which compliment a gritty war story that isn't afraid to get totally meta. Hideo Kojima's magnum opus.

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ngl this game was pretty cool, i like how there are two main stories going on at the same time that eventually connect together, if there was more emphasis on the main game and less on the substories and minigames, this would be a 5 star

cool

would have been better on the wii as some gimmick game.