IMAgine being the fucking MAyan guy and then out of ALL of the 7 billion people in the world you RANDOMLY pick the guy with the fucking CHROMA.... Some parts of this game pisses me off, especially the controls. I can add that all of your actions are irrelevant to the story, and everything goes batshit the moment cops hit your apartment. At least it has some dumb campy vibe to it, so I guess that makes it more likeable?