Reviews of other games: The deckbuilder combat is certainly enthralling, but I'm not sure if it synergizes with the roguelike structure or if it's just a cheap and trendy cash-in, similar to yesteryear's Soulslikes...

Reviews of P3R: When I was fourteen years old I would lay in bed with my eyes open and ask for God to kill me. My brother left behind a beat-up PS2 after he went off to college where he would later die of an OD

Yeah it worked like shit, you could barely get Pikachu to fish or hit a piñata, it was frustrating like 90% of the time, but I really miss these naturalistic experiments that tried to approach the world of Pokémon through messy, direct interactivity.