Add sex

Is that a threat?

I'll be dead in the ground before I admit this is a bad game

I think I've played this more than any other person alive on this earth (i.e. like 2.5 hours)

Island flyover lets you fly over the island like holy shit this is revolutionary

Also this might be the very first game I ever played and I have many fond childhood memories of it and I love it with every organ of my body but that part's not important

I miss the wii u era

Also I love shin'en

All of my friends I play this with have seen at least 5 times more anime than me so 4/5 times they'll get every song right immediately but then the 5th song will be something from fruits basket or something and I'll feel like a genius

As this is the first game in the warioware series and it released nearly 2 decades ago, this game is rather primitive and has a lot of rough edges. In spite of this, it still manages to be a fairly engaging experience that I'd love to see built upon in future warioware games (which I plan on playing in the near-ish future)

Also mona is way hotter than any character from a 2003 wario-based minigame collection for the GBA has any right to be

Gonna be real here I genuinely have no idea

You can really feel the Majin Tensei II influence

I'm like 30 minutes into the game and I've been wandering around aimlessly trying to figure out how to progress for like 45 minutes now fuck my life

Probably not very good but I haven't played it since I was maybe 9 so it's getting 4 stars fuck you

Actually pretty fun for 20ish minutes but I was like 11 when I played it so maybe I'm wrong

Haven't played this game yet but the people who hate it are absolutely fucking insufferable so it must be peak

God I wanna punch the fucking hamster mascot thing