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This review was written before the game released

RYUKISHICHADS STAY WINNING
On your knees koMIDma!

Devil May Meh...

Bayonetta is a fun character, but everything else about the game is Devil May Cry 1, but kinda boring. Still a good way to waste a few days though.

x constantly thinking about zero and also using his sword is kinda gay

This review was written before the game released


This review was written before the game released

same thing as ow1, but i will do anything to see actiblizz fail, i wake up to see them fail fr

the souls series was SOOOOO much better when fromsoft was making games like these 🙄

I don't really think you can manage to convince me this game was made by real people. It feels like an AI-generated Megaman X game that sometimes manages to come together in a coherent state of "Yeah, this is okay I guess." But so much of this game is flat-out odd; the absolutely chaotic level design that throws enemies and hazards at you placed with all the care of a bad Super Mario Maker level (oh my god Gate's Laboratory), the messy visuals compared to both X4 and X5, the blatant duct tape and glue holding this game together where you have moments such as obliterating a boss in five seconds using Zero's Guard Shell, and just some of the completely stupid game design choices it makes such as literally making you unable to progress if you do not have the right gear.

X6 sure as hell served as a source for a lot of frustration, but.. this game's certainly interesting. I certainly wasn't bored to tears, which is more than I can say about X7. Plus there's a couple of levels in here that are better than others.

And at least the soundtrack is boss.

bernkastel is so fucking insane i love you

forgot to take my schizophrenia medications vn

Actually the best thing I played this whole year.

Yakuza fans get a different joke, besides the block joke challenge

don't you hate it when the best combat in the series is stuck in a bad remake of the first game?

not only is this the worst paradox grand strategy game (of the big four), but it also has the worst dlcs out of all of them.
imagine paying FIFTEEN dollars for a bunch of mediocre focus trees and mechanics that should have been in the BASE GAME.

Really makes you feel like a Volvo FH16 2012