they couldve been lesbians and in love with eachother

WHEN I CATCH YOU ROBERT. WHEN I GET YOU

never met a guy who wanted to be a bird this damn bad

i don't want to alarm anyone but i think i was chosen

would be cool to get a longer version

fungi and i are friends

i'm currently romancing one of the most BORING dateables in this game (luke) (i'm so obsessed with him) (I HATE HIM SOOOO MUCH

please stop giving me more farms i don't want anymore FUCKING FARMS

its rlly cute but i had to get a mod to pass the time because my ass is not fucking patient thank you very much

100% got distracted by palia. uhhh. it's a little ... the artstyle is so weird looking pls fix or ill kill myself

shut the fuck up this is the best game ever i haven't even finished act 3 yet but i fucking love it and i'm going to keep replaying it IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC THE STORY IS SO FUCKING GOOD and the combat hurts my ass so bad i had to mod it just to finish the story BUT I FUCKING LOVE IT IDC. literally anyone who dislikes this game is stupid I MAKE THE RULES

terrible at fighting games, and honestly games in general but this was fun . it's uh a game. it's a game. funny, cheesy, corny premise, love it. save ur girlfriend from some guy named slick

VERY FUN, big fan of the player character for obvious reasons (sweating) (i see a greaser and my vision goes black)
would encourage them to make a 3d version thatd be so fun. i know thatd literally just be gta but it should have all of the gags this version has

really passed the time for a 12 year old methinks

my ass is never playing this completely bc i have no friends to play with but it looks fun!