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Noita

2020

The gods are always pissed off

sometimes i wonder if i didnt just randomly download some bullshit from nyaa id be less of a fucking loser

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"Here I come, King of Heroes. Do you have enough weapons in stock?"

shirou goat. rin goat. kotomine goat. saber goat. sakura goat. illya goat. gilgamesh goat. not a single miss here no sir.

Noita

2020

very good attention to detail play game it is fun

Noita

2020

Masterful rougel*e. Provides a fun sandbox of systems and secrets to work through and every run is brimming with the potential to be a beautiful chaotic mess.

Noita

2020

only as interesting as you are

Noita

2020

This is a really fucking good game that even with 30+ hours in it I've yet to really sink my teeth into. I've never encountered an orb yet. But I still fucking adore it.

Noita

2020

Not since Minecraft have I hopped into a game and felt this sense of wonder and mystery. Few games reward exploration as well as this one. Even if you don't get any new wands or anything, go far enough in any direction and you're guaranteed to see something weird, and probably get killed in the process. So obviously next round, you gotta go back there and see what's up. This is absurdly addicting.

Noita

2020

not a huge fan of rogue-likes but god damn this game is addictive and the world is absolutely sprawling with things to discover.

This game is the best game I've played to date. First off, the visuals and music are so polished and beautiful. I just want every screen of this game as my background (the backgrounds are incredibly detailed and help make the game feel very polished) and I could listen to this music for hours. I mean, each level has it's own death transition! That should give you a taste of how much love the developers put into this game. The dialogue is incredibly charming and tells a story about complicated feelings so elegantly and with so much honesty (I mean, you can feel it through the dialogue). The gameplay is incredibly fluid and its difficulty curve is perfect (However, I am a platformer afficiando, so take that with a grain of salt). I mean, seriously. Just jumping around and dashing in an empty space feels amazing, and there are so many collectibles to find using these amazing controls! You can choose to play on assist mode, or complete the game 100% and have an outstanding time no matter what. This game simply gets everything right: from skippable cutscenes to counters that help see what you missed in a level. The B-sides are just as fun as the main story and there's secrets hiding in every corner. No secret makes you want to use a walkthrough; they are well-hidden, but also well telegraphed. There are so many cool, inventive mechanics to come across while traversing through in this game... and the level design... Oh, the level design! It's absolutely perfect. This game is incredible and a great start if you want to start playing hardcore platformers. 10/10

The most brilliant puzzles ever. You're constantly learning more about the mechanics and using that knowledge to solve more complex puzzles.

fun mechanic used to its fullest potential