i would write some interesting funny comment or an allegory of some sort but i will spare you the trouble. this game is terrible.

The level select music still invades my dreams.

this will cited in my suicide note

the secret is the game fuckin sucks

you want pussy? dont play this

niggas is crazy man this game is so peak i remember i got this for my Wii ages ago but it was region locked i think so i just used it as a frisbee 100/10 undefeated as a flying disc

fuck you

this is a video game. this is a game. this is a sonic game on the Nintendo Wii released in 2007. this is a "video game". this is a

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