short twink gets angry and attempts genocide

2023

salad fingers jumpscare

imagine if you will being outed as a predator then making a game about a immature girl being manipulative and childish with grooming and power play as a treat on top. Game even starts with Franz declaring that you haven't deleted your 'dirty' photos, I don't know if anybody can stomach this disgusting piece of whatever the fuck this is.

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"I've got the clicker and the bullet of light, let's do this"

It started really strong then started repeating then got stale. It got lost in its own babble, lore it so desperately tries to weave together. To tell what exactly? What is the purpose of this story?

Reminds me of Lorelai, Remigiusz Michalski's third game in the series, all the weight he created with The Cat Lady vanished with a speech from a man saying 'lets kill that queen of worms bastard woman' or something like that, it was too lost in its babble, it was too lost its weight. Not that Alan Wake ever had a weight to begin with. Alice twist is really something out of a funny comic book.

They also did my man Mr. Scratch dirty, I miss the murdering funny psycho.

I HATE POSTION BASED COMBAT
I HATE WAITING
I LOVE PARRYING
I LOVE AGGRESSION
I LOVE ZOOMING
THANK YOU NINE SOLS

Deserves 5 stars purely for the soundtrack alone, western classical plunderphonics?! fucking insane.

videogame equivalent of breaking your tough guy act and dancing like a maniac after couple of drinks

I will take Lilith's hand
I will usurp record scratch
I will disrupt Mandala
Such is the way of the SMT player