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Me: PROFESSOR OAK! I'VE DONE IT! I MANAGED TO SNAG A PHOTO OF THE LEGENDARY MOLTRES; THE MYTHOLOGICAL POKEMON REFERENCED IN THE TOMES OF KANTO LEGEND FOR BRINGING BALANCE TO THE WORLD AND CRADLING THE OCEAN!!! WE'VE MADE HISTORY!
Professor Oak: Looks at picture. Hmmmmm, yeah, it's not in the centre of the frame though, is it...?
Me: Well, it's slightly off, I guess...
Professor Oak: ... and the sizing? What's up with that, huh?
Me: ...
Professor Oak: ...
Me: ...
Professor Oak: I'll give you 5 points for it. Got anything else?
Me: ...Um, well, I have this blurry shot of a random Pidgey I took to waste some film.
Professor Oak: looks at the picture. A single, glistening tear rolls down his wrinkly old face. YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH. IT'S IMMACULATE. 4,500 POINTS TO YOU. SOMEONE GET THE BUBBLY, WE'RE CELEBRATING TONIGHT!!!!

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