Mickey: Hey everybody! It's me. Mickey Mouse! Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse? (pause) Well, all right! Let's go! Aw, I almost forgot. To make the clubhouse appear, we get to say the magic words -- Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse! Say it with me. Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse!

Chorus: M-i-c-k-e-y M-o-u-s-e

Mickey: That's me!

Chorus: M-i-c-k-e-y M-o-u-s-e

They Might Be Giants: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Come inside, it's fun inside
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Man: Roll call! Donald!

Donald: Present!

Man: Daisy!

Daisy: Here!

Man: Goofy!

Goofy: A-hyuck! Here!

Man: Pluto!

Pluto: (barks)

Man: Minnie!

Minnie: (giggles) Here!

Man: Mickey!

Mickey: Right here!

They Might Be Giants: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Come inside, it's fun inside

Chorus: M-i-c-k-e-y M-o-u-s-e