Honestly I got this as a joke but it was kinda alright, while the level design had its rough moments and the final boss did not need to be as hard as it was I liked the controls and overall things weren't nearly as dire as I've always been led to believe, I feel like most of the reason this game gets shit is just the circumstances of its development and release leading to huge disappointment with a mediocre game rather than it being truly abysmal.
i never unlocked the dash that makes me breakfast though so that was a shame